"I liked myths. They weren’t adult stories and they weren’t children’s stories. They were better than that. They just were."

The Ocean at the End of the Lane, Neil Gaiman (via quotes-for-reference)

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aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via onlylolgifs)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf, via fuckyeahloldemort)

bewbin:

vinegod:

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

No the sea lion is just very surprised by it

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delicately-interconnected:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

christian-glibertarian:

tumblr.

Monty Python predicted our generation.

Oh my god

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

(Source: misstanwyck, via fuckyeahloldemort)

percytobiaspotter:

Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post

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did-you-kno:

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namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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